Geography Geography 6 min read

AN UNUSUAL TRAVELLER’S GUIDE

Discover 10 Of The Saddest (But Funniest) Names On Your Map.

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Every city, island, mountain, and lake has an interesting story behind its name. Many of them are called after the person who discovered them. Others, however, were baptized after the mood and mindset of the person who had the honor of naming them.

In 2017, Artist Damien Rudd published Sad Topographies , an illustrated guide that compiles some of the saddest —and funniest— names around the world. Inspired by his book, in this article, we have gathered just a few examples out of an incredible array of somber places in the United States . Read on and we hope that, if you are not in the best mood today, we’ll make you smile.

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Frustration Lake, Alaska

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Have you ever felt upset or annoyed when you were trying unsuccessfully to achieve something? Well, that’s probably what happened to a pilot in the 60s when he couldn’t land on the rough surface of this icy lake in Alaska. Located in the Matanuska-Susitna region, by the Tordrillo Mountains, and adjacent to Triumvirate Glacier this area is difficult to access but frequented nonetheless by mountaineers in search of adventure .

According to Alaska Guide Co, Frustration Lake got its name in 1964 after a plane carrying three alpinists had to look for another climbing spot when they realized that it would be impossible to master the extreme conditions of this wayward body of water . So now you know, if you ever visit The Last Frontier, you might want to visit this faraway lake just to wash away all your frustrations.

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Misery Islands, Massachusetts

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Misery Islands, an 87-acre nature reserve near Salem Harbor in Massachusetts, is full of stories. As early as 1900, a business group built a luxury retreat meant for the Boston and North Shore socialites that included a saltwater swimming pool, a casino, a clubhouse, a tennis court, a lounge, and even a 9-hole golf course! Can you imagine? Unfortunately, the enterprise didn’t last long, and a year later only ruins remained.

Not long after, a summer colony of more than 25 cottages was established on the coasts of Misery Islands, although they were also short-lived. In 1926, a devastating fire destroyed many houses and the owners eventually left. In light of these events, it is not surprising that in the 1620s, shipbuilder Captain Robert Moulton described his time here as "three miserable days". Despite the name they inherited, nowadays Misery Islands are open to the public and are worth a visit if only to appreciate their breathtaking views and the fresh sea air.

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Desperation Drive and Solitude Way, California

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If you are driving to Eldorado National Forest in California and you suddenly start feeling down, don’t panic, perhaps you just got lost and landed on the intersection of Desperation Drive and Solitude Way . Located on Frenchtown, originally a mining camp 37 miles from Sacramento and southeast of Shingle Springs, these two charming winding roads to nowhere are somewhat of a mystery.

We can't be sure why or who gave them those names, but we couldn’t leave them out of this list. Who hasn't felt desperate and alone at some point? And who knows, maybe their remote location and surrounding tall pine trees bring some kind of solace and comfort.

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Failure Canyon, Utah

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Utah is known for its natural beauty, national monuments, world-class ski resorts, and let’s face it, unusual names. Due to its cowboy, Indian, and Mormon heritage the Beehive State is home to places like Mount Timpanogos, Cutthroat Lake, and Eureka City. But perhaps one of the most peculiar ones is Failure Canyon, a valley in the mountainous Summit County.

With an elevation of 7,200 feet, this gorge originates in the southwest section of the Uinta Mountains and drains north into Beaver Creek. Rumor has it that it was named after Beaver Creek Charlie , a Ute Indian who went broke after failing as a prospector during the gold rush.

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Spiteful Geyser, Wyoming

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We’ve heard of vengeful people, but spiteful geysers? Apparently, it’s a thing. Spiteful Geyser, located on Firehole River in Yellowstone National Park, is a crystalline pool with an average temperature of 179.5°F running off down the hillside.

This hot spring possibly formed from a hydrothermal explosion, got its name because when it erupts it spatters water straight at the boardwalk , catching everyone around off guard. However, despite its vindictive reputation, Spiteful Geyser seems to have grown in the last few years: it has not erupted since 1998.

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Cape Disappointment, Washington

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Don't let the name fool you, Cape Disappointment won’t let you down! In fact, it’s one of Washington’s favorite state parks , featuring coastal forests, large beaches, an old fort, breathtaking scenery, and not one but two working lighthouses. Located just by the town of Ilwaco, where the Columbia River meets the Pacific Ocean, this 2,023-acre camping park established in the early 1950s offers its visitors a variety of fun outdoor activities all year round.

So why is it called Cape Disappointment? The area earned its depressing name in 1788 when Captain John Meares failed to cross the river bar . The English navigator and explorer thought that the mouth of the Columbia River was only a bay and was eventually proved wrong. Over the years, the area was renamed a couple of times only to end up being called as one frustrated man intended, more than two centuries ago.

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Lonelyville, New York

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Lonelyville is a small beach community located on Fire Island in Suffolk County, New York. This little town got its nostalgic name from three businessmen and friends from Bay Shore who planted the flag in the area in the early 1900s. An article under the title "Lonelyville-By-The-Bay, Not So Lonely After All", published in a newspaper of the time stated that. one member of the group "racked his fertile brain for a name" and "almost immediately ‘Lonelyville’ suggested itself, and with due eclat, and champagne, the resort was christened and launched upon the sea of fame."

Nowadays, Lonelyville has approximately 80 houses, predominantly summer-only vacation cottages. There are no bars, stores, or cafes, so it’s the ideal place to vacation if you are looking for peace and quiet . Fun fact: one of the most prominent past residents of Lonelyville is writer and director Mel Brooks, who used to own an ocean-front house designed by no other than famed architect Richard Meier.

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Nothing, Arizona

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Can you think of a better name for a ghost town? We certainly can’t! Nothing is an uninhabited town in eastern Mohave County, Arizona that, at its height, had a population of four. The settlement was established in 1977 by Richard "Buddy" Kenworthy, a liquor store owner from Coolidge. A friend suggested that he should call the new land Nothing, "since there ain't nothing out there."

For some time, the site consisted of a small convenience store and a gas station but was abandoned in 2005 when Kenworthy finally moved out. Over the years there were a few attempts to revive the town and even a pizza joint was opened in 2009. Unfortunately, these efforts proved to be unsuccessful and today Nothing is just a stopover for travelers passing through Route 93.

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Despair Island, Rhode Island

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Despair Island is one of the many islands that make up Narragansett Bay in Newport County, Rhode Island. This small 91-acre isle, composed mainly of rocks used by nesting birds, is a bit elusive. At high tide, it is barely visible and has to be marked with a buoy.

It was Puritan minister Roger Williams who gave this group of islands their names in the 17th century. Unfortunately for Despair Island, it got the worst possible one . The others surrounding it were given more uplifting aliases: Hope Island and Prudence Island. In fact, a children's Colonial-period song honored them like this: "Prudence, Patience, Hope, and Despair / And little Hog Island, right over there."

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Disenchantment Bay, Alaska

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It seems to have been a popular fashion among explorers to embody their maritime frustrations in the names they gave to the places they discovered. This inlet right at the head of Yakutat Bay in Alaska, was named "Puerto del Desengaño" —Spanish for "bay of disenchantment"— by Tuscan explorer Alessandro Malaspina in 1792. Similar to what happened to other places listed in this article, Malaspina was disappointed when he discovered that the bay was not the entrance to the legendary Northwest Passage.

Nowadays, Disenchantment Bay is far from an unsatisfying place. It can be visited on a cruise ship or a charter boat to enjoy its spectacular views of the rugged coastline, icy islands, and the breathtakingly beautiful Hubbard Glacier.

General General 5 min read

Foreign affairs

An ode to diplomacy: 12 extraordinary US embassies around the world

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You might think an embassy is just a plain office building for diplomats. Well, think again! The United States has some of the most eye-catching, quirky, and downright unique embassies you’ll ever see. From gleaming glass towers to tropical hideaways, these buildings aren’t just about paperwork—they’re part of America’s handshake to the world. Here are 12 beautifully designed US embassies where architecture meets foreign politics.

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Paris, France

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The U.S. Embassy in Paris is the oldest American diplomatic mission in the world. Benjamin Franklin himself served as the first ambassador, back when the United States was fighting for independence. Today, the chancery building stands on the Place de la Concorde, a spot once used for public executions during the French Revolution. Few embassies can match this mix of American heritage and European history.

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New Delhi, India

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Set on 28 acres in a district where nearly every corner is marked by a foreign flag, the U.S. Embassy in New Delhi feels more like a grand estate than a government office. The entrance alone impresses visitors with its broad fountain and big golden Great Seal of the United States.

When it first opened in the 1950s, the complex introduced many locals to the clean lines and bold simplicity of American modernist design. Decades later, the compound still carries that sense of mid-century optimism, standing as both a piece of architectural history and a stage for diplomacy.

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London, United Kingdom

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If James Bond had to hand-deliver a top-secret note to Uncle Sam, this is exactly where he’d go. Opened in 2018, the current building of the U.S. Embassy in London came with a price tag of about $1 billion—yes, billion with a "B." It spans nearly 12 acres along the River Thames, enough to be one of the most enviable addresses in town.

The sleek glass cube design doesn’t just reflect light, it sparkles as if auditioning for a starring role in a spy flick. Its gardens and public walkways also make it one of the few embassies in the world that feels just as welcoming as it does secure.

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Brasília, Brazil

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When Brazil built a new capital in 1960, the United States became the first nation to establish its embassy in the brand-new city of Brasília. The 12-acre compound took another decade to finish, but the wait was totally worth it.

Today, the building unfolds like a tropical retreat with lush courtyards, a marble facade, clusters of palms, and broad office space that seem to invite a slower pace. Inside, the Stars and Stripes waving overhead reminds you that this is less about vacation and more about international business, carried out in unmistakably American style.

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Yerevan, Armenia

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If embassies were given awards, the U.S. outpost in Yerevan would easily take home the trophy for "biggest backyard." Sprawled across 22 acres, it’s more park than office, with open lawns rolling out under the backdrop of Armenia’s rugged mountains.

Yet, the real deal is inside. The embassy serves as a gathering spot for locals, hosting cultural festivals, English-language programs, art exhibits, and workshops that make diplomacy accessible and engaging. With its airy design and community-centered vibe, it feels less like a fortress and more like an open invitation to join.

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Ottawa, Canada

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Right across the northern border, Canada hosts a striking U.S. Embassy right on Ottawa’s Sussex Drive. Spanning 138,000 square feet and completed in 1999, the building simply stands out. With its stainless-steel dome that gleams in the sunlight, it feels like a freshly minted coin.

Step inside and you’ll find an airy glass interior with open spaces, echoing the values of dialogue and solidarity. In a city lined with Gothic revival architecture, the U.S. Embassy rises as both a modern landmark and the stage where American diplomacy meets Canadian friendliness.

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Tokyo, Japan

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Set amid Tokyo’s frantic setting, the U.S. Embassy in Japan has stood its ground since the 1970s, quietly observing one of the world’s most dynamic capitals. Step outside its secure walls, and in just minutes you’re in the tranquil embrace of the Imperial Palace gardens, where koi ponds and ancient stone bridges feel worlds apart from the neon lights. Contrast is the essence of this post, rooted in a nation where skyscrapers rise beside shrines, and where diplomacy intertwines with both centuries-old heritage and cutting-edge modernity.

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Canberra, Australia

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Opened in 1963, the U.S. Embassy in Canberra feels like a time capsule from the golden age of mid-century design. With its grand dome and red-brick elegance modeled after Thomas Jefferson’s Monticello, the building brings a piece of Virginia heritage halfway around the world.

Framed by tall eucalyptus trees and the crisp skies of Australia’s capital, it strikes a balance between old-world stateliness and natural charm. For many visitors, this government office is a symbol of American history and Australian hospitality.

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Buenos Aires, Argentina

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Known as Palacio Bosch, this embassy doesn’t look like an office building at all. Originally built in 1910 for one of Argentina’s wealthiest families, the mansion still carries a Belle Époque aura. With sweeping marble staircases, glittering chandeliers, and fancy salons full of gilded details, it feels like the set for The Great Gatsby .

Outside, the gardens stretch wide and elegant, providing the backdrop for countless receptions where formal diplomacy blends with the warmth of Argentine culture. Guests might hear live music drifting through the air, join in animated conversation, or even share a round of _mate_—a reminder that this embassy is as much a cultural meeting point as it is a place for politics.

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Oslo, Norway

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Though smaller in scale than others on this list, the U.S. Embassy in Oslo stands out with a design that mirrors the Norwegian landscape. Its facade pairs sleek glass walls with rugged stone, a blend that feels both contemporary and timeless.

In the summer, the building glimmers in the glow of endless daylight. Come winter, snow transforms its sharp lines into something out of a Nordic fairytale, with frosted rooftops and a quiet stillness in the air. More than just an office, this embassy feels woven into its setting—an architectural nod to Norway’s mix of modern design and deep connection to nature.

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Mexico City, Mexico

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In one of the world’s liveliest capitals, this embassy makes its mark with sheer scale: over 1.8 million square feet of workspace. That makes it one of the largest American embassies , almost a city within a city.

Beyond its size, the U.S. Embassy in Mexico plays a central role in cultural exchanges and international cooperation, making it as vital to daily life as the bustling neighborhoods that surround it.

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Singapore

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Nestled among orchids, palms, and flowering shrubs, the U.S. Embassy in Singapore feels more like a tropical retreat than an office. Its wide, low-slung profile is designed to stay cool in the humid climate, blending seamlessly into the greenery. Just like in the rest of the city, architecture and nature work in harmony, offering a daily reminder that diplomacy can grow strong roots in even the warmest of places.

Geography Geography 5 min read

Weird American geography

Travel through the 10 strangest town names in the US!

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The name of a town or a city often reflects its proud history. For instance, the city of Houston pays homage to Sam Houston, the first President of the Republic of Texas. In that sense, one can’t help but wonder what stories towns like Money, Mississippi, or Friendship, Maine, hide behind their unusual names. With that in mind, get ready to go on a wacky road trip with our selection of 10 of the most unusual names of American towns and cities. Enjoy!

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Accident, Maryland

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We’ll begin this article by quoting the great Bob Ross: "We don’t make mistakes; we make happy accidents". In that sense, a certain small town located in Garrett County, Maryland, is a living testament to the wonderful nature of accidents: Certainly, the town of Accident could use this Bob Ross quote as a town motto.

Nobody really knows where this unusual name comes from, but a popular theory states that when two men were conducting separate surveys in the area, one of them claimed land owned by the other "by accident". While we might never be sure if this story is true or not, people from Accident (or, as they like to be called, "Accidentals") definitively take pride in their weirdly named town.

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Boring, Oregon

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At first glance, the town of Boring, Oregon, seems to encapsulate the slow living of many American towns. While many disgruntled teenagers might call this peaceful lifestyle boring, we choose to consider it "peaceful". In any case, the name of this unincorporated community comes from a rather flashy geographical feature: a lava field.

If this unusual name makes you feel sorry about this town, don’t be: It has found a rather extraordinary group of sister cities. Boring, Oregon, is a proud member of a group known as "Trinity of Tedium", which includes the village of Dull, Scotland, as well as Bland, Australia.

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Cucumber, West Virginia

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The cucumber is definitively the star of many delicious salads. This versatile vegetable provides a fresh and unique taste to any dish. You would think that all the 74 residents of Cucumber, West Virginia, are big fans of this green delicacy, but in fact, the naming of this town seems to be in reference to entirely different reasons.

This mining-centered community was named after either Cucumber Creek, which is in the town’s proximity, or after the abundant cucumber trees in the area (which sadly don’t produce the green vegetables we know and love).

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Mexican Hat, Utah

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With a population of only 31, the town of Mexican Hat in Utah is named after a peculiarly shaped landmark. A strange rock overlooks the northeast side of town, shaped just like an upside-down sombrero . This rock has 2 different climbing routes that ascend it, in case you want to take a trip and see this hat-shaped landmark in all its magnificence.

Mexican Hat was founded in 1908 by E.L. Goodridge, a man seeking oil in the area. While his efforts were unsuccessful, this settlement would eventually result in one of the most oddly named towns in America.

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Chicken, Alaska

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There’s no denying that America loves chicken: After all, we are the country that consumes the most chicken in the world. In that sense, it stands to reason that one of our many towns chose to celebrate our favorite domesticated bird. However, the history behind the naming of Chicken, Alaska, actually tells a different story.

This town was settled in the 19th century by gold miners rushing to Alaska during this state’s gold rush. When, in 1902, the site established a post office, it required a community name, and the settlers decided to name the newly-formed town after a type of game bird called ptarmigan. However, since no one was able to spell "ptarmigan" correctly, they ultimately settled on the much more spellable "Chicken".

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Hot Coffee, Mississippi

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Don’t you agree that thanking coffee for everything it does for us should be enough reason for this homage? The small community of Hot Coffee, Mississippi, pays a warm tribute to that miraculous drink that helps millions start their day right.

The community was established in the 19th century, located at the crossroads between two major travel routes. Logically, an inn was built to house weary travelers. A local man called L.J. Davis built a store and hung a sign designed to attract out-of-town customers that simply read: "the best hot coffee around". Davis’ store became a local landmark, and his excellent coffee soon became such a staple that it would eventually become the town’s name.

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Truth or Consequences, New Mexico

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On a certain day in March 1950, the city of Hot Springs, New Mexico, heard a weird yet exciting pitch on the radio: Ralph Edwards, the host of the popular NBC show "Truth or Consequences" , announced that he would broadcast a 10-year anniversary show from the first American town that chose to rename itself after the show.

By the end of that month, Hot Springs had collectively chosen to change its name, renaming itself "Truth or Consequence". Edwards not only held his end of the bargain, broadcasting the special show from the town, but also remained a lifelong friend of this city. He visited the town during the first weekend of May for the next 50 years, in an event that turned into a local Fiesta still celebrated today.

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Nothing, Arizona

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We get it: Naming a town must be difficult. Having said that, we think the founders of this now-abandoned town probably just winged it. Nothing, Arizona, was founded in the late 70s as an extremely small settlement: At its height, it had a population of 4.

While small and only comprising a small convenience store and a gas station, Nothing quickly became a popular tourist attraction. The town sign famously included the following phrase: "Thru-the-years-these dedicated people had faith in Nothing, hoped for Nothing, worked at Nothing, for Nothing."

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No Name, Colorado

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Apparently, the name "placeholder" was already taken when it came time to name this small Colorado town. Located in Garfield County, No Name has a population of 117. Contrary to popular belief, this town’s name is not a result of a lack of creativity but rather a reference to the No Name Creek and the No Name Canyon, which are nearby. And in fact, both the town and these landmarks pay homage to an event in Colorado’s history.

In 1869, John Wesley Powell set out on an expedition to map out the Colorado River. Powell’s expedition included several boats, which featured names like "Emma Dean" and "Maid of the Canyon". Among them was the "No-Name", a boat that proved that even the most inconspicuous names can leave a huge mark.

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Friendship, Maine

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What’s life without friends? If there’s someone that can attest to that it’s the residents of Friendship, Maine . After all, they decided to name their town after one of the most important things in life.

You might be familiar with Friendship from the many examples of popular culture that feature this town. For instance, the 1995 film "Casper" takes place entirely in Friendship (which seems only fitting, since Casper is known as "the friendly ghost"). Also, many American authors have written about the town in their stories. Most notably, the short story "The Run of Yourself" by Richard Ford is set in Friendship.

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